In heaven the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are Swiss, and the whole thing is organized by Germans.
In hell, the cooks are English, the policemen are Germans, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and the whole thing is organized by Italians.
— Joke from European folklore
Und du weißt ja, was man über deutsche Polizisten sagt….. Ja was eigentlich?????